Butterbean vs. The Worlds Strongest Man
One man looks like a walking billboard and the other looks like he ate a billboard.
Dear Ole Miss,
According to knoxnews.com, you guys are currently searching for a new mascot. I hear you still want to be called the Rebels, but you feel like "Colonel Reb" is too old south and you've narrowed the mascot choices down to either a horse, a lion, a bear, a land shark or a hotty and toddy. Lets eliminate the land shark and the lion right off the bat. Lion is way over used in the mascot world and what does a land shark have to do with Ole Miss? Bear and horse are out. Both are overused as well. A hotty and toddy? Really? Your mascot is going to be an alcoholic beverage? Nope not really smart for a college to use alcohol as a mascot. To be perfectly honest I think the school needs a name and mascot change. An old southern school that calls itself the "Rebels" just screams old south. Not to worry Ole Miss, Hugo Brie is on it. Naming teams is something I do, I'm pretty good at it. So here go with this: The University of Mississippi Oxen aka the Ole
Butterbean needs to lose a few pounds and learn some better techniques.
ReplyDeleteHe got no technique and he's old.
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