Dear Ole Miss,

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 According to knoxnews.com, you guys are currently searching for a new mascot.  I hear you still want to be  called the Rebels, but you feel like "Colonel Reb" is too old south and you've narrowed the mascot choices down to either a horse, a lion, a bear, a land shark or a hotty and toddy.   Lets eliminate the land shark and the lion right off the bat.  Lion is way over used in the mascot world and what does a land shark have to do with Ole Miss?  Bear and horse are out.  Both are overused as well.  A hotty and toddy?  Really?  Your mascot is going to be an alcoholic beverage? Nope not really smart for a college to use alcohol as a mascot.  To be perfectly honest I think the school needs a name and mascot change.
 
An old southern school that calls itself the "Rebels" just screams old south.  Not to worry Ole Miss, Hugo Brie is on it.  Naming teams is something I do, I'm pretty good at it. So here go with this: The University of Mississippi Oxen aka the Ole Miss Ox.  Wow, I'm good.  Your school is located in Oxford so that was a no-brainer.  Make out a check for $250,000 to Hugo Brie.
Sincerely,
  HB                                                            

Comments

  1. UnknownJuly 17, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    It seems to me like Mr. Hugo Brie has a little too much time on his hands. But I won't hate, The University of Mississippi Oxen is a good one.

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  2. MrOkojieJuly 17, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    Sports is what we do here at the WorldBeaters, we have to help in anyway we can.

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  3. GabrielleJuly 25, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    Oxen? What is this the oregon trail? No school wants a mascot that also serves as a farm animal. We might as well name them "The Ole Miss Magnolias" ..... "fighting magnolias" if we really want to make it scary

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  4. MrOkojieJuly 25, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    Are you really comparing a flower to a beast of burden?

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